AltUse for a Book

Daughter put on her jacket. SHRIEK.

Me: What?

Her: Points.

Shiny bug on floor.

“That fell out of my jacket! I’m not wearing my jacket! AAAAAHHHHH”

I never saw anyone so happy to leave the house and go to school.

Me:  gently put scrap of paper on (dead? alive?) bug.

Drop book on paper on bug.

Remove book.

Lift edge of scrap paper.

Slide another scrap paper under squishy squashy mess.

Toss the both papers + bug guts into trash.

Finish reading book.


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