What if one entire semester was shifting into a goose, flying to Antarctica, and learning hard-core magical survival? It’s the ultimate weight-loss program, and also exhausting.
Actually, what if you could find a college where YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY AND DON’T ACCUMULATE STUDENT DEBT? SIGN ME RIGHT UP.
What if your friend whose parents are magicians warns you that adult magicians often have nothing to do with themselves and only imagine that they are happy? Maybe you would, after graduating, hang around with your friends and be bored and have dinner parties where you get drunk, drunker, drunkest, and cheat on your lovers.
What if you got to not-Narnia and realized that the good & bad guys are not who you thought? Depressing, huh? Have fun storming the castle! Try not to die.